Actual, literal conversation had AT MY DINNER TABLE 5 minutes ago.
Daisy (14)- "Mom, you conceived me in April? Was there something special going on?"
Carson (18)- "Oh wait, so that means you conceived me at Christmas, I know what was happening when Santa rolled on down the chimney."
Creeden(12)- "How do you figure this out? how do you know?"
Daisy- "Carson, you were an accident, mom didn't even know she was pregnant with you until she was like 6 months along."
Canyon (8)- "Was I a disappointment (meant to say accident)?"
Me-to Canyon, "Well, not yet."
and
Me to the rest of them- "Are we really having this conversation?"
Forehead Slap.
