Wednesday, September 20, 2017

2016, in its Entirety

-The key to a happy day. If your pants feel too tight, change. Put your chubby pants on, So much happier.

-It is better to take baked goods out of the pan before eating (i.e. sweet bread) and then you can't visually see what portion of the whole you have eaten.

-Can of cream of mushroom soup in the bedroom?

-Do you ever look in the fridge and think, "whose fridge is this? Can't be mine"

-Social Media has a way of wanting you to feel bad. Feel bad for the person who has been wronged. I am a social worker. I deal with these things EVERY DAY! I have about 40 families who are going through all these things. And, I help them deal with that. Don't think you're talking to me because I am heartless. I am a social worker.

-Creeden- "today is is suppose to thunder, lightening, and inhaler." I think he meant hail.

-To the lady in the park, I will give you the benefit of the doubt and say you were 50, but I think you were closer to 65. I love love love love that you are running.

-Little victories. When your 5 year old knows his phone number and tells his friends mom.

-Creeden- 'Can you get me a propane?' (propel) and Lizards are like snakes with out a slinky tail.

-Cording. Cording? Real?

-It must be National hairy knee day. Because my knees are hairy and I shaved this morning!

-Seriously, how does the one thing I have to eat all day, (toast with p.butter on it) land on the butter side when I drop it.

-I love watching birds fly.

-Can you imagine living in a world where it was just like it said in music. When the feeling you have when you listen to music. That was reality.

-I just realized I have not showered in 64 hrs because I've been too busy.

-Unplugged =Beautiful Idaho.

-I literally just used a pot scrubber to scrub my feet.

-The year of the fake flowers in my flower pots.

-College students. 6/7 of you are wearing your headphones while crossing the street. You didn't even notice when I had to slam on my brakes when you just stepped out in front of me.

-Lighteninging-? the act of lightening, I cannot get the sound of that right in my head.

-My new camper is tainted. The new smell is gone, and it's not because of grease.

-Girl with ladder sticking out your sun roof. You go girl! You figured it out and you got it!

-Love free stuff.

-Bucketlists.


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