-The key to a happy day. If your pants feel too tight, change. Put your chubby pants on, So much happier.
-It is better to take baked goods out of the pan before eating (i.e. sweet bread) and then you can't visually see what portion of the whole you have eaten.
-Can of cream of mushroom soup in the bedroom?
-Do you ever look in the fridge and think, "whose fridge is this? Can't be mine"
-Social Media has a way of wanting you to feel bad. Feel bad for the person who has been wronged. I am a social worker. I deal with these things EVERY DAY! I have about 40 families who are going through all these things. And, I help them deal with that. Don't think you're talking to me because I am heartless. I am a social worker.
-Creeden- "today is is suppose to thunder, lightening, and inhaler." I think he meant hail.
-To the lady in the park, I will give you the benefit of the doubt and say you were 50, but I think you were closer to 65. I love love love love that you are running.
-Little victories. When your 5 year old knows his phone number and tells his friends mom.
-Creeden- 'Can you get me a propane?' (propel) and Lizards are like snakes with out a slinky tail.
-Cording. Cording? Real?
-It must be National hairy knee day. Because my knees are hairy and I shaved this morning!
-Seriously, how does the one thing I have to eat all day, (toast with p.butter on it) land on the butter side when I drop it.
-I love watching birds fly.
-Can you imagine living in a world where it was just like it said in music. When the feeling you have when you listen to music. That was reality.
-I just realized I have not showered in 64 hrs because I've been too busy.
-Unplugged =Beautiful Idaho.
-I literally just used a pot scrubber to scrub my feet.
-The year of the fake flowers in my flower pots.
-College students. 6/7 of you are wearing your headphones while crossing the street. You didn't even notice when I had to slam on my brakes when you just stepped out in front of me.
-Lighteninging-? the act of lightening, I cannot get the sound of that right in my head.
-My new camper is tainted. The new smell is gone, and it's not because of grease.
-Girl with ladder sticking out your sun roof. You go girl! You figured it out and you got it!
-Love free stuff.
-Bucketlists.
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