You conceived me....

 Actual, literal conversation had AT MY DINNER TABLE  5 minutes ago.

Daisy (14)- "Mom, you conceived me in April? Was there something special going on?"

Carson (18)- "Oh wait, so that means you conceived me at Christmas, I know what was happening when Santa rolled on down the chimney."

Creeden(12)- "How do you figure this out? how do you know?"

Daisy- "Carson, you were an accident, mom didn't even know she was pregnant with you until she was like 6 months along."

Canyon (8)- "Was I a disappointment (meant to say accident)?"

Me-to Canyon, "Well, not yet."

and 

Me to the rest of them- "Are we really having this conversation?"

Forehead Slap.