My titles are not very cool- :)

July-

-"I am consigned to short hair"
I really wanted to grow it back out, but, gave in when my hairdresser said that I have a sexy neck (hee hee, that makes me giggle) and that I should just realize my destiny! big sigh.

-"Catching minnows and fish in the ditch, what a riot."
An irrigation ditch runs through my parents, and then boarders our property. My kids got on to catching the fish in it with their hands. I went out on a very hot, muggy day and joined them. I love the deep down giggles it created!

-"50 mosquito bites in 5 min =mosquito's win, I loose."
We had gone fishing, and for whatever reason I wore a tank top wanting to get a little sun- I guess it serves me right!

-"Yep, I'm that mother. The one that got the wrong time to pick up her kid when it's 96` and the coach has to call and say, "um, come pick up your son."
Football camp. :( I felt so bad.

-"Also, the one that has kids honk the horn when she is in the store. ugh."
How do kids know the exact button to push to send you over the edge?